ATTENTION ALL ADVENTURERSDue to the continued blank state of the Wilderness, it has been decided between the division captains that deployment of manpower into the Wilderness is to be temporarily halted, effective immediately. While we will continue to assess and monitor the situation, it has been decided that the unpredictability of the Wilderness ( Read more... )

I would like to advise everyone who owns a pet to exercise caution should they see any large, red spiked fruits with dark purple tips. Under no circumstances should you allow your pet to consume these. My dog got hold of one and before I knew it, there were seven of him ( Read more... )

I don't know who is responsible for exchanging my guns with plastic toys that shoot flags that say bang but when I find out who you are, I assure you that I am going to make it emphatically clear to you why that was a bad idea.

If anyone actually knows where in the world this Carmen Sandiego woman is, I suggest that they turn her over to the Watch in the hopes that it will stop this incessant racket.